excuse you
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Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
make them see this
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how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
“hello, it is time for you to become adult. sign here.”
*profuse sweating*
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
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Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
this shit is the reason I have panic attacks
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Look for the leopard..
I would die in the wild
Reblogging this for anyone who everyone who didn’t believe me when I told them the reason leopards have spots is for camoflauge
no fucking way is there a leopard in this picture.
holy fUCK THAT TOOK ME A WHILE TO SPOT BUT YEAH DUDE THERE IS A LEOPARD
I’ve scrolled past this so many times and thought it was a joke. I FINALLY FOUND THE LEOPARD.
i feel so proud of myself for spotting it immediately the first time around but when i looked back it took me like three minutes haha
I was like, bitch there ain’t no leopard here..
Then I saw it..
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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